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Y2K Solution

To avoid any potential Y2K problems, many companies and individuals are replacing their computers with Etch-A-Sketches. Other advantages of an Etch-A-Sketch over computers include:

  1. No glitches keeping work from being done.
  2. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
  3. Ease of operation.


    Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:

    Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has funny little lines all over the screen.
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I create a New Document window?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
    A: Pick it up and shake it.

    Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
    A: Don't shake it.