| Artery: | The study of fine paintings. |
| Bacteria: | Back door to Cafeteria |
| Barium: | What you do when C.P.R. fails. |
| Benign: | What you are after you be eight. |
| Bowel: | A letter like A, E, I, O, U |
| Caesarean Section: | A district in Rome. |
| Cat Scan: | Searching for kitty |
| Cauterize: | Made eye contact with her |
| Colic: | A sheep dog. |
| Coma: | A punctuation mark |
| Congenital: | Friendly. |
| D & C: | Where Washington is |
| Dilate: | To live longer. |
| Enema: | Not a friend |
| Fester: | Quicker. |
| Genital: | Non Jewish |
| G. I. Series: | Baseball games between soldiers. |
| Grippe: | A suitcase. |
| Hangnail: | A coat hook. |
| High Colonic: | Jewish religious holiday |
| Medical Staff: | A doctor's cane. |
| Minor Operation: | Coal digging. |
| Morbid: | A higher offer. |
| Nitrate: | Lower than the day rate. |
| Node: | Was aware of. |
| Organic: | Church musician. |
| Outpatient: | A person who has fainted. |
| Pap Smear: | Fatherhood test |
| Pelvis: | Cousin of Elvis |
| Post-Operative: | A letter carrier. |
| Prostate: | Flat on your back |
| Protein: | In favor of young people. |
| Recovery Room: | Place to do upholstery |
| Rectum: | Dang near killed him |
| Rheumatic: | Amorous |
| Secretion: | Hiding anything. |
| Seizure: | Roman emperor |
| Tablet: | A small table. |
| Terminal: | Getting sick at the airport |
| Tibia: | Country in North America |
| Tumor: | An extra pair. |
| Urine: | Opposite of you're out. |
| Varicose: | Near by |
| Vein: | Conceited |
