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College entrance exam
Take a sneek peek at a college entrance exam, for football players.
A Letter From Home
A letter that failed to produce the results the author was looking for.
Letter to home from College
Exam Answers
Look at some of the crazy answers sutudents put on their tests. Please read these as they
were written . . . innocently.
Student's Beware!
50 Things professors could do on the first day of class.
History Lesson
History according to student bloopers.
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Linux Tech Call
A humourously funny phone exchange on technical matters.
A Y2K Solution
A possible solution to all your Y2K problems!
Engineer Identification Test
Are you possibly and engineer? Can you spot one in a crowd? Take this "test"
and find out.
Jesus Saves
Who's the better programmer, Jesus or Satan?
Sun Microsystems sues island of Java
A mock press release about a mock court case.
Common Computer Acronyms
Some common computer realted acronyms and "possible" meanings.
Toasters
What our toasters would be like if different computer companies
manufactured them.
Tech Support Calls
Various humours tech support calls.
Ways things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in South Carolina
Diary of an AOL User
The would be diary of an AOL user. This is not the typical AOL user but it
is a rather funny story.
Cup Holders
A recorded technical support call about a "cup holder" on a computer.
Lunch at HP
If lunch cafeterias were operated the same way computers are sold.
Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the net
Is Win95 A Virus?
A lighthearted comparasion of Windows '95 to a computer virus.
Microsoft's Automotive Plans
Here's a list of the top 10 ways Microsoft would change the auto business given the chance.
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Home Buying
A home buyer's dictionary of terms.
Skier's Dictionary
Renewed Expression
Some new words with their definitions.
Back-Woods Medical Terminology
A list of medical terms and their possible meanings.
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Internet Junkie
A test to see if you're an "Internet Junkie".
Actual bumper stickers
Cigarette warnings tobacco executives would like to see
Classified Ads
Acutal notices in the classified ads section!
Prison vs. Work
A comparison of work and prision.
Warning Labels
Actual warning lables on commercial produtcs!
Economic Theory (simplified)
A simplified economic theory.
Airline attendant announcments
Some witty sayings made on airplanes.
The Darwin Awards
Spoonerisms
A little history behind spoonerisms and an example.
Universal Poker
A transcript of an unusual poker game, rather unusual poker players. Take
a look when Chaos, Order, Good, and Evil sit down to play poker.
Actual Headlines
These headlines actually appeared in acutal newspapers. Maybe we can
surmise they're hiring proof-readers?
Stupid Criminals
The accounts of some stupid criminals.
Car Acronyms
Popular car "brand names" turned into acromyms.
The Canonical List of Answering Machine Messages
Some crazy, zany, fun, and funny messages you could use for your answering machine.
Insurance Claims
Actual insurance claims. This one always makes me laugh!
Jokes
A compilation of miscelaneous jokes.
Laws of the Universe
Also named "Pronouncements from Popular Pessimists."
Universal Rules, Laws, Bromides, Theorems and Axioms
A Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
Ranks in the Navy
The meanings of the different ranks in the Navy.
The American Rescue Mission
A letter to "you" about a possible position in The American Resuce Mission.
Examples of Unclear Writing
Actuall writings submitted to the welfare department.
Why...?
Questions that just want to make you ask Why?
Government Programs
A letter send to a congressman about some crazy government programs.
Loony Laws in L.A.
Some definitly "loony" laws in L.A. They can't be serious can they?
Church Bulletins
Some typeos found in chruch bulletins.
Belching Dragon Restaurant
A fictitious Chinese Restauraunt menu.
Leadership Test
Are you cut out to be a leader? Take this test and find out.
Accident Report
A crazy and zany accident report. Don't let this happen to you.
Funny Signs
Next time you're in a foreign country read their signs very carfully, they might end up on this page. . . .
Fruitcake Recipie
This has got to be the funniest fruitcake recipie of all time.
Mathematitions vs. Engineers
Some "competition" between math majors and engeineering majors.
Santa Clause?
Mathematical proof concerning the existance of Santa Clause.
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How to be annoying
(oddly enough I do some of these naturally. . . .)
Top Ten Drug Using Cartoon Suspects
The top ten cartoon candidates for drug abuse and why they are on the
list.
Why it's cool to be a man
A list of reasons outlining why it's cool to be a man.
The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light
Excuses
Ever run out of excuses to tell people . . . try one of these!
60 Fun Things to do on an Elevator
If I ever become an Evil Overlord
A list of things "I" would do if I ever became an Evil Overlord.
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FBI and Pizza
A purportedly true story about the FBI and a pizza delievery.
Baked Beans
Read a funny story about a man and his affinity for Baked Beans. . . .
The Raven?
A parody of The Raven.
Restroom Trip Policy
A notice to employees about a new policy.
The Water Closet
A story about a lady and a change of location.
The Gift
A story about a gift given to a suitor's sweetheart.
Dilbert Stories
Real life Dilbertesque strories!
Only in the US legal system
A case of fire insurance and a box of cigars.
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
A case of "attempted murder" at the hands of some biscuits.
An arm and a leg
A "dialog" between Adam and God over the up and comming Eve.
Somtimes life is fair
A supposedly true story about an encounter with racisim.
An ice fishing story
Cakes and Ale
A supposedly true story about some old Cambridge bylaws.
Making Music
A punny story about an orchestra and some rather bored players.
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