Automobile Acronyms
- ALFA
- Always Looking For Another
- AUDI
- Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
- BMW
- Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
- Big Money Works
- Bought My Wife
- Brutal Money Waster
- BUICK
- Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
- CHEVROLET
- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
- Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- DAEWOO
- Does Any Engtineer Wanna Own One?
- Dangerous And Energy-Wasting Oriental Object
- DODGE
- Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
- Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
- FERRARI
- Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical
- FIAT
- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
- Fix It All the Time
- Fix it again, Tony!
- FORD
- backwards: Driver Returns On Foot
- First On Recall Day
- First On Rust and Deterioration
- Fix Or Repair Daily
- Found On Road, Dead
- Fault Of R&D
- Fast Only Rolling Downhill
- Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
- Flip Over Read Directions (Festiva)
- GM
- General Maintenance
- GMC
- Garage Man's Companion
- Got A Mechanic Coming?
- HONDA
- Had One Never Did Again
- HYUNDAI
- Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...
- MAZDA
- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
- KIA
- Kick It Again
- OLDSMOBILE
- Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
- Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
- SAAB
- Send Another Automobile Back
- Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
- TOYOTA
- Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
- VOLVO
- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
- VW
- Virtually Worthless
- VW BEETLE
- Visually Weird, But Everyone Enjoys The Look, Eh?
